Just got a good laugh from a story a female friend told me. She has been hooking up for several months with a guy that got married during the course of their hook-up. He believes if he does not ejaculate during sex that he is not cheating on his wife. Is he for real? She said he really believes this to be the truth.
I can see many loopholes to this cheating question. Do the following circumstances constitute cheating?
What about raising your dress over your head but not off?
Moving your panties to the side not off?
Unzipping your pants but not taking them off?
Having sex standing up not prone?
How about being so drunk you coudn't help yourself?
Let's just lay together naked and cuddle?
How about being out of town on business and lonely?
What about a time limit to ejaculation? Under 3 seconds, no foul. One minute, shaky ground. Five minutes, teetering on the edge.
My favorite-we're getting a divorce and she doesn't understand me.
Only you can determine your cheating loopholes.
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