To Whom It May Concern:
From: CEO of SEX
It has come to my attention that during these challenged economic times the frequency of sexual encounters are comprimised, due to the fact that you are working numerous jobs in order to make ends meet. Please allow time to "get it on " because this is affecting the overall corporate culture. People are more uptight, sleepy and generally bitchy due to this unfortunate downturn in our economy. This behavior will not be tolerated. Please get to work on having more sex asap. I am sure between your day job and night job you can carve out time for stress relief. This is mandatory.
Thanks team. I look forward to seeing smiling faces in your cubicle tomorrow morning.
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