RIVERIA NEWZ

While visiting a friend in the South of France this summer, I sunbathed on several beaches. I noticed a big change on the beaches from my past visits. None of the younger women were sunbathing topless as was the custom in the past. Questioning my friends that live on the Cote d'azur, they said only the older generation still sunbathes topless. Which seemed to be my experience while relaxing in the sun. Is it the fear of skin cancer that is prevalent in the media or is the younger generation used to sexting their private bits and it is no longer necessasry to sun bathe topless? I am sure that is quite disappointing to many American tourist. Also, the younger generation is drinking beer and cocktails instead of the French wine. Is this the decline of the French civilization?

MOTHERS TEACH YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT SELF LOVE...MASTURBATION

Some of my earliest memories are of me rubbing my labia against the edge of the family sofa. Maybe 3 years old. What a euphoric feeling I remember. Alot of children are scolded when exploring their own sexuality manually in front of the family. They are not clued in yet that it's suppose to be a private activity. And the sexual guilt and shame begins at an early age. Teach your children to pleasure themselves and to explore their bodies and the different sensations they experience in each position. Explain that they are sexual beings and sexual pleasure is a beautiful facet of humanness. This will teach respect for the body and they will be able to receive sexual pleasure without guilt and shame.

SUMMER OF LUST

Just finished all three shades books and the first knock off.  Got my motor humming and purring.  Now I would like to be tuned up.

Are these books, authored by women, a plea for men to face their problems and to become better boyfriends, husbands and fathers or more fairy tales with flawed prince charmings to frustrate womankind?

SUMMER OF SPONTENITY

The most fun this summer has not been the planned events or movies but the reactions of the crowds at these happenings.

My BFF and I rushed to the movie theater after work hoping to catch the 7:00pm showing of MAGIC MIKE.  SOLD OUT!  As was the 7:15, 7:30, 8:00 and 8:15.  We bought tickets for the 8:30 and wandered off to a local restaurant that had an outside bar, just to kill some time.  The people sitting at the small bar kept us laughing just talking about mundane happenings in their everyday lives. 

Noticing the movie time approaching,  we filed into the movie theater with about 200 other women and one brave guy.  The best part of the movie was the banter the women had with the screen actors.  "Take it off Baby and come to momma"  It was much more fun than the movie itself.  Movie a C, crowd an A.

The 4th of July celebration at the waterfront was another example of boring bands and events.  During the break, people of all ages started freestyle dancing to the recorded music.  In a matter of minutes, a crowd encircled the dancers and were cheering and clapping.  Now I see why the reality talent shows on TV are so popular. The whole sponteanous eruption of talent was so much fun and uplifting.  Maybe we should stage happenings and just allow creativity to take over.

CIRCLING LIKE BUZZARDS

This week I attended a Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony on a  famous, prosperous Island.  Santa arrived in a Aston Martin I believe.  The whole event was centered on a wealthy shopping street where the retailers offered wine, champagne and goodies.  The street was lined with preened, coiffed women of a certain age in towering high heels.  Not a single man under sixty, excluding gay men, of course.
Flocks of women were flitting from shop to shop demanding more champagne. Where are all the single heterosexual men?  Do they just not like these kind of events?  Do we have to go to their hangouts to find them?  Are women just dressing up to impress each other?  Or is this just a world of women vying for a single nonexistant man fantasy?

Recession Sex

To Whom It May Concern:
From: CEO of SEX

It has come to my attention that during these challenged economic times the frequency of sexual encounters are comprimised, due to the fact that you are working numerous jobs in order to make ends meet.  Please allow time to "get it on " because this is affecting the overall corporate culture.  People are more uptight, sleepy and generally bitchy due to this unfortunate downturn in our economy.  This behavior will not be tolerated.  Please get to work  on having more sex asap.  I am sure between your day job and night job you can carve out time for stress relief.  This is mandatory.

Thanks team.  I look forward to seeing smiling faces in your cubicle tomorrow morning.

CHEATING LOOPHOLES

Just got a good laugh from a story a female friend told me.  She has been hooking up for several months with a guy that got married during the course of their hook-up.  He believes if he does not ejaculate during sex that he is not cheating on his wife.  Is he for real?  She said he really believes this to be the truth.

I can see many loopholes to this cheating question.  Do the following circumstances constitute cheating?

What about raising your dress over your head but not off?
Moving your panties to the side not off?
Unzipping your pants but not taking them off?
Having sex standing up not prone?
How about being so drunk you coudn't help yourself?
Let's just lay together naked and cuddle?
How about being out of town on business and lonely?
What about a time limit to ejaculation?  Under 3 seconds, no foul.  One minute, shaky ground.  Five minutes, teetering on the edge.
My favorite-we're getting a divorce and she doesn't understand me.

Only you can determine your cheating loopholes.