CHEATING LOOPHOLES

Just got a good laugh from a story a female friend told me.  She has been hooking up for several months with a guy that got married during the course of their hook-up.  He believes if he does not ejaculate during sex that he is not cheating on his wife.  Is he for real?  She said he really believes this to be the truth.

I can see many loopholes to this cheating question.  Do the following circumstances constitute cheating?

What about raising your dress over your head but not off?
Moving your panties to the side not off?
Unzipping your pants but not taking them off?
Having sex standing up not prone?
How about being so drunk you coudn't help yourself?
Let's just lay together naked and cuddle?
How about being out of town on business and lonely?
What about a time limit to ejaculation?  Under 3 seconds, no foul.  One minute, shaky ground.  Five minutes, teetering on the edge.
My favorite-we're getting a divorce and she doesn't understand me.

Only you can determine your cheating loopholes.

LITMUS TEST

My favorite personality test for the first date is to  go to a crowded restaurant or coffee shop then watch the new man's behavior.  If he checks out every chick that walks by, he's just not that into your presence or conversation.  Some men just have this check-out ritual ingrained in their DNA.  If you find this offensive, move on to the next.  NO, he's not going to change. 

Granted some women are just so outrageous looking both of you can't take your eyes off her.  Often women take the offensive and point out different women to their man to monitor his reaction.  What she really wants to hear is "WOW that girls hot, but so are you".

It's up to you to decide your comfort level in these situations.  No one can tell you what to do, only give their own opinion.