The blurry eyed, alcohol saturated research team just returned from Puerto Rico with their carefully collected data. They were studying the manscaping habits of the native Puerto Rican male. The test group was hot looking heterosexual males from 28-40 years old that reside in PR. The researchers were hot looking American blondes over 35.
Research Findings:
All 100% percentile were shaved cleaned of body hair except on head.
Eyebrows were waxed and plucked perfectly.
50% of the test group was uncircumsized. TMI
1% rocked a penis piercing.
Thank you ladies for the in depth reporting. The research team commented that the native PR men are very attentive and adventuresome lovers. However, 50% did not carry condoms with them. I will reimburse the team for the expenditure. They also learned a tried and true method of attracting hot PR men. When you gaze upon a looker you want, lock eyes and point at him. Then motion with your pointed finger for him to come to you. Sounds very scientific, no?
The team of researchers are eager to continue the investigation into the PR men very soon.
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